Hansel Turns Out to Have a Very Particular Set of Skills
Baba G screamed and rushed toward the doorway. Hansel rushed out of it, flinging the still hot and dripping pan at her. While she ducked, Hansel put Grendel between them.
The monster was not 100%. He was still very out of it from whatever potions the witch had given him, and more than slightly drunk. He took a large bite of the door cookie and flung the rest into the woods.
“Your cookies taste like cardboard!” the monster roared.
“You smell like a sick dog!” the witch screeched back. She was holding her hands in claws, muttering a spell under her breath. A cloud of green shining particles coalesced in her palm, swirling like a little tornado.
Grendel roared for real, an earth-shaking howl. As the witch raised her ball of green death to see how fast hairy monsters…
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