Hey! They are using my self-image without permission!
I was planning to write a sonnet,
About my bike-riding bonnet,
The wheel hit a crack,
My head took a thwack,
Now instead, there’s a limerick upon it.
Worser and worser.
A Very Bad Poem About A Bike Helmet
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY 
obviously a long stick in lieu of front wheel doesn’t help either…(just my first impression!) would have to ride a continuous wheelie.
I saw The Continuous Wheelies in concert last year. It got a little out of control.