Our summer traveling in the car
Started out kind of rough.
The squabbling children escalated
Until I’d had more than enough.
They screeched and fought every minute
With intent to harm and disturb
Until I PULLED THIS CAR OVER RIGHT NOW
And sat them down on the curb.
I gave them quite a lesson there
Right by the side of the road.
They thought they might be walking home
From a two towns away zip code.
I let them back in on conditions
Which since then, they’ve mostly met.
Like all siblings, they bicker,
About things they should just forget.
This normal silly bickering, though,
I find easier to survive.
In an imagined car of silence,
I switch to internal drive.
It turns out, I’m not quite able to compose a rhymed English sonnet in iambic pentameter while I’m driving. I was in the car for 5+ hours today, and while I usually do compose verse in my head on the road, keeping track of the syllables and rhyme structure without writing anything down was too much. So I let my brain make this, not at all inspired by anything that did/did not happen in the backseat today.
Also…this may/may not be a completely true story.