I like my macaroni,

Better than a pony.

I don’t have to feed it,

In fact, I can eat it.

I have a preschooler, therefore I get all kinds of gifts made of various things that are inexpensive and hard to break.  This was a special “surprise,” and I proudly wore it the entire day.  It has a magical power.  It makes me remember how very small they still are.