Distress or Dye

Pants

my legs are corpse blue
NO! don’t sit on the white couch
in your new denim

I looked down in the shower today and noticed, somewhat alarmingly, that my legs were an oxygen-deprived shade of blue.  I immediately started thinking that I had done something terrible to myself on my run a couple of days ago, something that was cutting off the blood supply to my legs, or maybe the virus I caught from my husband was some horrible Ebola-like… oh.  New jeans.  I’m cool.

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