To the tune of “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins

 

Bootin’ up your laptop
Lookin’ for some deals to score
Browser under fire
Beggin’ you to add to cart

Information highway to the AmaZone
Right now from the AmaZone

Shippin’ into your town
Boxes standin’ on your porch
Prime sends it all free
So go ahead and get some more

Information highway to the AmaZone
Buy it now
Right now from the AmaZone

They never say hello to you
Drones flying through with tiny loads
They can bring some stuff to you
As much as your credit card can hold

I’m logging into Edge
Gonna wipe my wishlist out
It’s Christmas in two days
‘Cause I forget what I bought

Information highway to the AmaZone
I’m gonna order
Right now in the AmaZone
Highway to the AmaZone
Right now in the AmaZone

Official Video of Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins for your sing-a-long pleasure: Danger Zone Video with Awesome Jets

Note: This actually happens to me, I get in the Amazone and order things that I’ve been forgetting at the store, and when they come?  No idea what’s in that box, because I’ve forgotten it again. I know a song parody isn’t really a “poem” per se, but I was raised on a steady diet of MAD Magazine and Weird Al Yankovic. It counts if I say it does.  Back to Poemy McRhymeface tomorrow.