built like a tree trunk
but just look at that thigh gap
leg-lifting the sky
This tree might have been offended by my staring at its crotch, but it gave no indication one way or the other. Clearly it works out.
Also—here we go! I actually had enough service as we barreled down the road (I was not driving, just making myself carsick) to post on August 1. You may be a little worried by this start that 2018 is going to be a weird year, and thinking about what I have—well, yes. Probably. Let’s see how weird it gets.