Hansel and Grendel, Chapter Three — Story McStoryface

“Dad?” Hansel said weakly. He knew it wasn’t their dad. That dude was already home eating one of Hellen’s giant roasts and agreeing that the house was so much nicer without them in it.

Hansel and Grendel, Chapter Three — Story McStoryface

Hansel and Grendel, Chapter Two — Story McStoryface

Gretel scowled at him for a moment, but then her small, dull eyes popped open like round little marbles. “I know! I can use this!”

Hansel and Grendel, Chapter Two — Story McStoryface

You Better Watch Your Elf — Story McStoryface

Audiophiles, Listen Here: Gerard opened the flimsy envelope as soon as he got back to his desk, like everyone at Numo Corp. Inside, he found a glittery, unsigned “Happy Holidays” card and a gift card for $25 at the grocery store. Fourteen years at this place, chasing pennies on doll production costs until his eyes […]

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******* Show — Story McStoryface

Audiophiles, Listen Here: “Can’t I just give you my name?” “No, sir, I am not legally allowed to ask for your name. Please provide your LifeSecure User ID.” The girl with the short black hair behind the counter couldn’t have been over 20 years old, and Paul guessed she probably didn’t remember anything before LifeSecure, […]

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